Uncle Buck quotes,Uncle Buck (1989)
Bachelor and all round slob, Buck, babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister.
A lot of people hate this hat. The sight of it angers people.
That's a stupid thing to do during flu season.
You ever hear of a ritual killing?
Maisy Russell: My uncle was micro waving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
Maisy's Teacher: Honest?
Maisy Russell: Mm-Hmm.
Maisy's Teacher: Why was your uncle micro waving your socks?
Maisy Russell: He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
Maisy's Teacher: Blasphemer!
Tia Russell: We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.