Billy Madison quotes,Read these Billy Madison quotes to relive the best parts of the movie.
In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man must repeat grades 1-12 all over again.
Stars: Adam Sandler
Stop looking at me, swan!
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
You know something, You suck!
Chlorophyll? More like borophyll!
Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
I'm never coming back to school! Never!
I hate cursive and I hate all of you!
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
Don't ever leave me open,son. Cause I'm gonna hit it every time.
Everyone my age pees their paints; it's the coolest!