The Other Guys quotes
Director: Adam McKay
Stars: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Derek Jeter
Maybe we should call ourselves the febreze brothers because things are feeling so fresh right now.
I just wanted to punch you in the face.
Fosse: Got a couple of tips… help you guys stay out of jail. One: try your hardest to not be Black or Hispanic.
I'm a peacock,you gotta let me fly!
Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
– Where'd you learn to drive like that?
– Grand Theft Auto!
Terry Hoitz: You feel that, Allen? Huh? That tingling in your balls? Big metal butterflies fluttering around your stomach?
Allen Gamble: Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?
Terry Hoitz: I got something to get you going.
Gator needs his GAT, you punk ass bitch!