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21 jump street quotes,21 Jump Street is my ABSOLUTE favorite movie!

Stars: Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube 


I will straight up punch you in the face.

21 jump street quotes

Captain Dickson: You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.

21 jump street quotes

Jenko: [raiding the evidence locker for drugs to take to their party] Got a pound of coke.
Schmidt: We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives.
Jenko: Pound of marijuana?
Schmidt: Best party ever!
Jenko: Booyah!

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Just let me check you out… I mean, check out your chest… check out your test…Let me grade your quiz.

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Fuck you, science!

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Eric Molson: You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.

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Sanders: You punched me because I'm gay?
Jenko: What? No, I… oh, come on. I punched him and… he turned out to be gay afterwards.

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Schmidt: Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick… I will but I prefer not to.

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Jenko: One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor – carry the '2' – changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. Fuck you, Science!

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You look super young, were you held forward?

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Can we get rid of this stuff?

It looks like I died from a car crash and you guys haven't moved on.

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Have some fairy dust, motherfucker!

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Organised sports are so facist it makes me sick.

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Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers but…

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Sometimes I get angry… so, suck a dick!

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Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?


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When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say, "Shut the fuck up", I'm talking to you.


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No, we ain't finger poppin' each other's assholes.

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You have the right to…to suck my dick, motherfucker!

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We partied together,man. You brought us Taco Bell.

You made me this friendship bracelet.

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Captain Dickson: Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!


Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.


Annie Schmidt: You think I don't that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really fucked up and a lot of fun!


Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say "shut the fuck up," I'm talking to you.


[last lines]
Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Schmidt: Yes!
Jenko: No!


Jenko: [while passing different cliques] Those are jocks, those are nerds…
[passes hipsters]
Jenko: I don't know what those are…
Schmidt: What the fuck are those things?


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