21 jump street quotes,21 Jump Street is my ABSOLUTE favorite movie!
Stars: Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube
I will straight up punch you in the face.
Captain Dickson: You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.
Jenko: [raiding the evidence locker for drugs to take to their party] Got a pound of coke.
Schmidt: We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives.
Jenko: Pound of marijuana?
Schmidt: Best party ever!
Just let me check you out… I mean, check out your chest… check out your test…Let me grade your quiz.
Fuck you, science!
Eric Molson: You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.
Sanders: You punched me because I'm gay?
Jenko: What? No, I… oh, come on. I punched him and… he turned out to be gay afterwards.
Schmidt: Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick… I will but I prefer not to.
Jenko: One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor – carry the '2' – changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. Fuck you, Science!
You look super young, were you held forward?
Can we get rid of this stuff?
It looks like I died from a car crash and you guys haven't moved on.
Have some fairy dust, motherfucker!
Organised sports are so facist it makes me sick.
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers but…
Sometimes I get angry… so, suck a dick!
Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?
When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say, "Shut the fuck up", I'm talking to you.
No, we ain't finger poppin' each other's assholes.
You have the right to…to suck my dick, motherfucker!
We partied together,man. You brought us Taco Bell.
You made me this friendship bracelet.
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Captain Dickson: Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!
Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.
Annie Schmidt: You think I don't that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really fucked up and a lot of fun!
Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say "shut the fuck up," I'm talking to you.
Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Jenko: [while passing different cliques] Those are jocks, those are nerds…
Jenko: I don't know what those are…
Schmidt: What the fuck are those things?
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