Top 18 best Miss Congeniality picture quotes,Miss Congeniality (2000)
Director: Donald Petrie,Stars: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt
Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't *mess* with me!
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Victor Melling: I haven't seen a walk like that since "Jurassic Park!"
Gracie Hart: [a taxi nearly runs Gracie over] Hey! I'm gliding here!
Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease…
All Girls: Ooh.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity.
Gracie Hart: Look I know what I'm gonna do. I haven't done this since high school but it's like riding a bike.
Victor Melling: You are not having sex on this stage.
Gracie Hart: I didn't know that was an option.
Gracie Hart: I would so love to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling: As long as you smile.
Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing our society needs?
Gracie Hart: That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.
[crowd is silent]
Gracie Hart: And world peace!
[crowd cheers ecstatically]
Stan Fields: Thank you, Gracie Lou.
Gracie Hart: And thank *you*, Stan.
[Gracie walks offstage]
Victor Melling: That was charming. Are you drunk?
Gracie Hart: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile!
Gracie Hart: [out of breath] So you're saying… I have to wear… the bathing suit?
Hey,dork brain. If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off.
Yeah? If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off.
You calling me a girl?
You called me one!
Victor Melling: The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score.
Gracie Hart: What's the other 70 percent, cleavage?
I would so love to hurt you right now.
Wear the crown.
Which one of these is lipstick?
His ego is this big. But his equipment is like this big.
Victor Melling: [teaching Gracie how to glide] See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?
Gracie Hart: It takes a very secure man to walk like that.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me – she said they were Satan's panties!
We can't have pizza and beer!
Do you know how many calories you're talking about?
It's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway.