Top 18 best Miss Congeniality picture quotes,Miss Congeniality (2000)

Top 18 best Miss Congeniality picture quotes,Miss Congeniality (2000)


Director: Donald Petrie,Stars: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt 


1.
Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't *mess* with me!

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2.
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

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3.
Victor Melling: I haven't seen a walk like that since "Jurassic Park!"

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4.
Gracie Hart: [a taxi nearly runs Gracie over] Hey! I'm gliding here!

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5.
Gracie Hart: I was dating him for a little while because he told me he had an incurable disease…
All Girls: Ooh.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, I didn't realize it was stupidity.

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6.
Gracie Hart: Look I know what I'm gonna do. I haven't done this since high school but it's like riding a bike.
Victor Melling: You are not having sex on this stage.
Gracie Hart: I didn't know that was an option.

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7.
Gracie Hart: I would so love to hurt you right now.
Victor Melling: As long as you smile.

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8.
Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing our society needs?
Gracie Hart: That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan.
[crowd is silent]
Gracie Hart: And world peace!
[crowd cheers ecstatically]
Stan Fields: Thank you, Gracie Lou.
Gracie Hart: And thank *you*, Stan.
[Gracie walks offstage]
Victor Melling: That was charming. Are you drunk?
Gracie Hart: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unscrew my smile!

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9.
Gracie Hart: [out of breath] So you're saying… I have to wear… the bathing suit?

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10.
Hey,dork brain. If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off. 
Yeah? If you weren't a girl, I'd beat your face off.
You calling me a girl?
You called me one!

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Victor Melling: The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score.
Gracie Hart: What's the other 70 percent, cleavage?

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12.
I would so love to hurt you right now.

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13.
Wear the crown.

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Which one of these is lipstick?

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15.
His ego is this big. But his equipment is like this big.

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16.
Victor Melling: [teaching Gracie how to glide] See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?
Gracie Hart: It takes a very secure man to walk like that.

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17.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me – she said they were Satan's panties!

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18.

We can't have pizza and beer!

Do you know how many calories you're talking about?

It's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway.

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