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A New Jersey guy dedicated to his family, friends, and church, develops unrealistic expectations from watching porn and works to find happiness and intimacy with his potential true love.
Director: Joseph Gordon-Levitt,Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore
I don’t usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye, and this girl does that a lot. But I don’t know what it is about her. When she does it, I don’t mind. I just look right back at her.
Barbara: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
Don Jon: And they give awards for porn too.
Well, when a real man loves a woman, he doesn't mind doing things for her. he'll do anything for her.
Barbara: Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me, come on!
Don Jon: Why, what's wrong?
Barbara: Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why!
You are so full of shit! So what the fuck is wrong with you?
I thought you were different.
If you want to lose yourself, you have to lose yourself in another person.
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
I just fucking lose myself.
You're so cute.
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Don Jon: For the next few minutes all the bullshit fades away and the only thing in the world is those tits… dat ass… the blowjob… the cowboy, the doggie, the money shot and that's it, I don't gotta say anything, I don't gotta do anything. I just fucking lose myself.
Don Jon: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.
Don Jon: Yeah. Not gonna lie. But this sound makes me hard as a fucking rock.
Don Jon: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Since last Sunday I had sexual relations out of wedlock two times. I also watched pornographic videos and masturbated seventeen times. For these, and all the sins in my life, I am sorry.
Don Jon: Money shot? There is no real life money shot. Real girls won't do that shit. You just gotta cum into the fucking condom.
Don Jon: I never actually touch my cock 'til I find the right clip.
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