Top 15 amazing image quotes from movie Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber quotes,a collection from funny movie Dumb and Dumber quotes
A Comedy film in 1994,
Stars: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly
State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry Dunne: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, killer boots man!
Harry Dunne: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
I'm gonna hang by the bar. put out the vibe.
Lloyd Christmas: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Bus Stop Beauty: Austria.
Lloyd Christmas: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Bus Stop Beauty: Let's not.
Lloyd Christmas: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry Dunne: You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Petey didn't even have a head!
Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lloyd Christmas: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really…
Lloyd Christmas: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance… YEAH!
Lloyd Christmas: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Man, I'd have to be a lowlife to go rootin' around in somebody else's private property.
Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
Lloyd Christmas: I said, "Do you love me?" and she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
I like you a lot.
Feels good to mingle with these laid back country folk, don't it, Har'? I like it a lot.
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