Wedding Crashers quotes,a 2005 American romantic comedy film directed by David Dobkin. It stars Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Rachel McAdams.
I hope you realize that you deserve somebody great.
Ma! the meatloaf! Fuck!
Jeremy Grey: Does anyone know what this here is used for?
Little Boy: Rollin' a fatty?
Jeremy Grey: No… Not for… Where'd you learn that?
He's a homo.
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover!
Secretary Cleary: Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!
Claire Cleary: What is true love?
John Beckwith: True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Secretary Cleary: It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports, once in a while.
Todd Cleary: [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me?
Jeremy Grey: I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
Let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus and let's close some ass.
No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!
I'll be in my room painting. Homo things.
-Oh my God, don't ever leave me.
Good! 'Cause I'd find you.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?