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Director: Mike Judge
 
Stars: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard 

 

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Doctor: [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah… it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…

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Narrator: The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

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Narrator: [Time Masheen starts] We're gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world…

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Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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It's got electrolytes.

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[Billboard Ad]: If you don't smoke Tarryltons… Fuck You!

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Doctor: Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

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Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

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Officer Collins: [addressing military brass] You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

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Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

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