Top 10 funniest movie We're the Millers quotes,We're the Millers (2013)
Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber,Stars: Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Roberts
You couldn't have called?
Or send one of those text messages you're always sending out?: You know "Hey, it's me Casey, I'm not dead in a ditch. LOL little picture of a fucking whale #YOLO."
You have no regrets?
Not even one letter?
Rose O'Reilly: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Casey Mathis: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!
Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?
It's a big dick! It's a…big BLACK DICK! It's a…big black cock! Black COCK DOWN!
It's a skateboard.
Casey Mathis: [On airplane, sitting next to Kenny. David is trying to appear normal, while introducing his “family” to the flight attendant] Yeah. I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?
Casey Mathis: [Conversationally] Plus, I haven't gotten my period in, like, two months, which is really weird, because I've mostly just been doing anal…
[Kenny chokes on his water]
Honey! Hi! You made it.
Eat a dick!
No,I'm not gay!
Okay,alright,calm down.Look,this gay panic situation you're having right now, it's coming off a little homophobic.
What,I'm homophobic because I don't want a penis in my mouth?
Exactly. It's exactly what homophobic means.
How about a little victory music,shall we?
[I’ll be there for you”by the rembrandts plays]
Casey Mathis: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone!
David Clark: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?
Casey Mathis: So? Fuck you, dude!
Scottie P.: You know what I'm sayin?
David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.