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Director: Michael Lehmann,Stars: Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, Shannen Doherty 

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Heather Duke: I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

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Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

3.
Did you hear? School's cancelled today because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact!

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Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?

5.
Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

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Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

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You stupid fuck.

You goddamn bitch.

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I can't believe this is my life.

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J.D.: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling