Nacho Libre quotes
Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!
I looked like a FOOL last night!
Hey, let go my blouse.
Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!
Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About… your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.
Chancho: Nacho! Where are you going?
Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.
I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD!
Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.
Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!
Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
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