The Wedding Ringer (2015),The Wedding Ringer quotes

The Wedding Ringer (2015),The Wedding Ringer quotes

Director: Jeremy Garelick,Stars: Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Alan Ritchson, Josh Gad 

The Wedding Ringer (2015)

[from trailer]
Doug Harris: What exactly do you do?
Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
Doug Harris: 2.4 million!
Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as their best man?


[from trailer]
Jimmy: Meet your groomsmen!
[Doug looks at a bunch of strangers]
Doug Harris: These guys can not be my groomsmen. It looks like the entire cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists!


[from trailer]
Doug Harris: I want my real life to be as fun as the one I made up!


[from trailer]
Jimmy: I'm assuming you made up a name for me?
Doug Harris: Bic Mitchum.
Jimmy: Do I wear a cape? "Hello, ladies, what's going on? My name is Bic." "I'm Bic Mitchum and I love candy!" "Bic Mitchum can have whatever he wants!"… I 

like it.
[later on]
Paige: Don't you think it's a little strange that your best man's name is… Bic Mitchum?


[from trailer]
Jimmy: You can hide a fat ass in baggy pants, but you cannot hide a bad dancer!
Doug Harris: You ask how a girl like Gretchen could fall for me? I took her dancing!
[a dance off ensues]


[from trailer]
Jimmy: God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!


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