the funniest picture quotes from comedy film Airplane 1980

Airplane! (1980) Quotes,its about a movie quotes. dir. Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker & David Zucker,so many funny scenes,This movie is perfect.

 

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Okay boys, let's take some pictures.

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2.
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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3.
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

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4.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

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5.
[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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6.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don't call me Shirley.

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7.
It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

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8.
Don't you feel anything for me at all anymore?

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9.
-Two more minutes? They could be miles off course!
– That's impossible, they're on instruments.

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10.
It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all it takes respect. And I can't live a man I don't respect!