Airplane! (1980) Quotes,its about a movie quotes. dir. Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker & David Zucker,so many funny scenes,This movie is perfect.
1.
Okay boys, let's take some pictures.
2.
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
3.
Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
4.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
5.
[as the plane prepares to take off]
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
6.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious… and don't call me Shirley.
7.
It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
8.
Don't you feel anything for me at all anymore?
9.
-Two more minutes? They could be miles off course!
– That's impossible, they're on instruments.
10.
It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all it takes respect. And I can't live a man I don't respect!