The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes,The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes,The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

Director: Judd Apatow,Stars: Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd 

1.

Check this out, dawg.First of all, you throwin'too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take'em as disrespect.

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes
2.
YOu know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up.

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes

3.
You know like when you grab a woman's breast and it's…and you're…you feel it and it feels like a bag of sand??:

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes

4.
Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes

5.
Feels like a bag of sand. When you touch it.

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes
6.
I'm very discreet…but I will haunt your dreams.

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes

7.
He's a really nice guy and all, but I'm pretty sure he is a serial murderer.

The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes

 

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