The 40 Year Old Virgin quotes,The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Director: Judd Apatow,Stars: Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd
Check this out, dawg.First of all, you throwin'too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take'em as disrespect.
YOu know, I may not have had sex, but I could fuck you up.
You know like when you grab a woman's breast and it's…and you're…you feel it and it feels like a bag of sand??:
Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you.
Feels like a bag of sand. When you touch it.
I'm very discreet…but I will haunt your dreams.
He's a really nice guy and all, but I'm pretty sure he is a serial murderer.
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