So I Married an Axe Murderer quotes,So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

So I Married an Axe Murderer quotes,So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears.

1.
Excuse me miss, there seems to be a mistake I ordered the large cappuccino.

2.
We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down.

3.
They make me horny Saturday morning.

4.
You know what this place needs? A large, oversized poster of Atlantic City.