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I am Groot.

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Rocket Raccoon: [scans an Xandarian citizen] Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

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Gamora: You should have learned.
Peter Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues.

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Rocket Raccoon: She's right, you don't get an opinion… What percentage?
Peter Quill: I dunno… Twelve percent?

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Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!

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Rocket Raccoon: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?

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I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!

[Groot grows a cocoon of branches to cover his friends]
Rocket Raccoon: No, Groot… don't do this, you'll die… why are you doing this?
Groot: WE are Groot.

I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.

Rocket Raccoon: That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.
Gamora: No one's blowing up moons.
Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

NOTHING goes over my head!… My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

Peter Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.

Gamora: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Peter Quill: She has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting

Rocket Raccoon: Why would you want to save the galaxy?
Peter Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.

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