Major Payne quotes,Major Payne (1995),Director: Nick Castle
Stars: Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Scott Bigelow
You want sympathy,look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!
If he's still in there he ain't happy!
I am not your damn brother!
I will put my foot so far up your ass the water on my knee will quench your thirst.
I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together before my nose starts to bleed.
Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back otherwise I stomp you in the ground!