John Tucker Must Die quotes,13 best Comedy and romantic movie quotes from John Tucker Must Die (2006)
Director: Betty Thomas,Stars: Jesse Metcalfe, Ashanti, Arielle Kebbel
My mom says I'm special on the inside.
-Oh! Oh,god!SHit! I spilledit!
-Sodium Chloride suspension.
-What do I do? What is this?Ahh,shit! It's burning!
-Really? Cause Sodium Chioride is…salt water.
-I'm anxious and bloated,and my nipples hurt.
-Don't be a pansy-ass,we need you,get up,let's go.
-No! I won't! It's always me!
-We need you John! Let's go John! John!John! John!
-You're always yelling at me! You never listen to me! What about my feelings?!
It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.
I like this girl but she doesnt know I exist.
CHocolate makes everything better.
Have you ever dated…Anyone?
I guess I was invisible for so long that it felt good to be noticed.
I wish it could just be simple. LIke a retro-pop song. "I want you to want me." Boom. End of story. WE all five happily ever after.
Why are boys such jerks?
'Jerk' isn't really my type.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted.
What are you girls doing?
Destroying a man.