John Tucker Must Die quotes,13 best Comedy and romantic movie quotes from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

John Tucker Must Die quotes,13 best Comedy and romantic movie quotes from John Tucker Must Die (2006)


Director: Betty Thomas,Stars: Jesse Metcalfe, Ashanti, Arielle Kebbel

 

1.
My mom says I'm special on the inside.

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2.
-Oh! Oh,god!SHit! I spilledit!
-Sodium Chloride suspension.
-What do I do? What is this?Ahh,shit! It's burning!
-Really? Cause Sodium Chioride is…salt water.
-Oh…

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3.
-I'm anxious and bloated,and my nipples hurt.
-Don't be a pansy-ass,we need you,get up,let's go.
-No! I won't! It's always me!
-We need you John! Let's go John! John!John! John!
-You're always yelling at me! You never listen to me! What about my feelings?!

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4.
It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.

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5.
I like this girl but she doesnt know I exist.

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6.
CHocolate makes everything better.

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7.
Have you ever dated…Anyone?
Define anyone.

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8.
I guess I was invisible for so long that it felt good to be noticed.

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9.
I wish it could just be simple. LIke a retro-pop song. "I want you to want me." Boom. End of story. WE all five happily ever after.

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10.
Why are boys such jerks?

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11.
'Jerk' isn't really my type.

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12.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted.

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13.
What are you girls doing?
Destroying a man.

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