Joe Dirt quotes
Director: Dennie Gordon
Stars: David Spade, Brittany Daniel, Dennis Miller
You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.
You gotta keep on keeping on. Life's a garden, dig it, make it work for you.
Here on earth, we call this place a 'town.' A 'town' is a place where everyone hates you.
Won't kill you.
I can see down your shirt!
More Joe Dirt quotes
Joe Dirt: I got the poo on me!
Clem: Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.
Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong… It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!