Joe Dirt quotes

Joe Dirt quotes

Director: Dennie Gordon
Stars: David Spade, Brittany Daniel, Dennis Miller 

You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.

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You gotta keep on keeping on. Life's a garden, dig it, make it work for you.

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Here on earth, we call this place a 'town.' A 'town' is a place where everyone hates you.

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Won't kill you.

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I can see down your shirt!

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More Joe Dirt quotes

Joe Dirt: I got the poo on me!


Clem: Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.


Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong… It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

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