Hot and favorite 13 film Celeste and Jesse Forever quotes,Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012)
Director: Lee Toland Krieger,Stars: Rashida Jones, Andy Samberg, Elijah Wood
How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her.
(One person laughs)
Thank you, Reverend. I appreciate it a lot.
You're ridiculous. This place is ridiculous. Fucking cashew-vegan-kelp bullshit.
I'm just so sad and tired.
People will let you down,I've accepted that fact. But knowing thatmakes it impossible to be happy. But at least it's fucking real.
Do you love her? Then it's worth fighting for.
You deserve to be happy. And I want that for you. Always.
I'm uncomfortable with dating and I don't like any of it.
I did everything for you!
Can't we just lie here for a little bit?
Do you know what your problem is? Contempt prior to investigation.
You think you're smarter than everybody. And that is your dark,little prison.
When we're no longer able to change the situation, we're challenged to change ourselves.
Do you miss him?
They all fucking suck.
You're not ready 'til you're ready. Don't force it. But I like you. So when you're ready, if you're ready…you call me. Okay?