The Wolf of Wall Street quotes,The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Director: Martin Scorsese
Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie
Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack withme,bro.
We're not gonna be friends.
We had,literally,a fuckload of money.
Money is the oxygen of capitalism and I wanna breathe more than any man alive.
If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,I will personally give you a blowjob for free. And I hope it happens.
-Come here. Come on, give me a kiss. You look so beautiful right now,come on.
-You look so beautiful right here.
-Yeah,give me one.
Donnie Azoff: Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem.
Jordan Belfort: Where are the 'ludes'?
Donnie Azoff: They're up my ass. Don't worry about it, I got it.
Jordan Belfort: [sigh of relief] Thank God.
Pot to mellow me out Cocaine to wake me back up again.
I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS
Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
Alrights.Get the fuck off my boat.
You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! What a fucking burden!
Jordan Belfort: Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.
The real question was this, was all this legal? Absolutely fucking not.
If anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's cause that's where you fucking belong!