Life of Brian quotes,Life of Brian (1979)
Director: Terry Jones
Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Michael Palin
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Life's a piece of shit when you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke; it's true.
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only – It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!
Always look on the bright side of life.
Hands up,all those who don't want to be crucified here.