Funny and amazing 12 Robin Hood Men in Tights quotes with pictures,Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
A spoof of Robin Hood in general and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) in particular.
Director: Mel Brooks,Stars: Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis, Roger Rees
Robin Hood: Men in Tights is one of my favorite movies,Now enjoy the amazing pictures from this movie:
Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while…
Blinkin: Oh, you were away!
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pongo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?
Gentlemen, lend me your ears.
Wait a minute! I'm not supposed to lose!
Man,white men can't jump.
Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won't sound so bad.
-Blinkin,fix your boobs.
Let me see the script!
We're men in tights, yes!
Would you care for a date?
Why should the people listen to you?
Because,unlike some other robin hoods, I can speak with an english accent.
Watch my back.
Your back just got punched twice.