Favorite Films of All Time The Apartment quotes,The Apartment (1960)

Favorite Films of All Time The Apartment quotes,The Apartment (1960)

Director: Billy Wilder,Stars: Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine, Fred MacMurray 

1.
Ring out the old year, ring in the new.
Ring-a-ding-ding.

2.
The mirror…it's broken.
Yes,I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.

3.
Why can't I ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?
Yeah…Well…That's the way it crumbles…cookie-wise.

4.
A night like this it sorta spooks you walking into an empty apartment.

5.
Why do people have to love people,anyway?

6.
What's a tennis racket doing in the kitchen?
Tennis racket? Oh,I remember, I was cooking myself an Italian dinner.

7.
Watch your hands,Mr.Kirkeby!
I beg your pardon?
One of these days I'm gonna shut these doors on you, and…

8.
Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.

9.
From what I hear through the walls you got something going for you every night.

10.
 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… nothin'… no action… dullsville!

11.
I think I'm going to give it all up.

12.
I love you Miss Kubelik
Three.Queen.
Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
Shut up and deal.