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Mr. Parker: Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!
Mrs. Parker: Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, honey.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
Oh,my God! I shot my eye out.
Son of a bitch!
I can't get up!
I could feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten.
I triple-dog-dare ya!
Over the years, I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap/.
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-hundred-shot Range Model Air RIfle!