Napoleon Dynamite quotes,famous and funniest Napoleon Dynamite quotes
a 2004 comedy film written by Jared and Jerusha Hess and directed by Jared. The -Best Napoleon Dynamite Lines That We Still Use Today.
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up.
Tina,you fat lard, come get some dinner.
You've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
It'd be nice if you could pull me into town.
-What are you going to do today, Napoleon?
-Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Your mom goes to college.
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
You gonna eat your tots?
I see you're drinking one-percent. Is that'cause you think you're fat?
Tina,eat, Eat the food!
We chat online for, like,two hours every day,so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do all last summer again?
I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
How was school?
The worst day of my life, what do you think?
More text Napoleon Dynamite quotes…
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb’s milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.
Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever… We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom… Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate… I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But I STILL love technology… Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above… always and forever, always and forever… Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever…
Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.