Enjoying the best 10 movie Friday (1995) quotes

Friday (1995),a Comedy film, here are 10 best Friday quotes,Enjoy!

Director: F. Gary Gray
Writers: Ice Cube, DJ Pooh
Stars: Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long |


1.
All you do is smoke weed.

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2.
Smokey: Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.

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3.
Smokey: Damn! Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
Craig Jones, Smokey: Hi, Mrs. Parker.
Mrs. Parker: Hi, boys.
Smokey: [quieter, but still audible] When you gonna let me *fuck* Mrs. Parker?
Mrs. Parker: What you say, honey?
Smokey: Huh? Nothing.

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4.
You've got to be one stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off

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5.
Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

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6.
Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job… and you ain't got shit to do.


7.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.


8.
Mr. Jones: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins… All the pig's feet… All the collard greens… All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins… I like pigs feet.


9.
Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.


10.
Smokey: Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

 

 

 

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