Blazing Saddles quotes

Blazing Saddles quotes

Blazing Saddles (1974)
 93 min  –  Comedy | Western 

1.
Taggart: …What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

2.
Hey, where are the white women at?

3.
-Won't you excuse me for a moment while I slip into something a little bit more comfortable?
-Ah, I feel wefweshed!

4.
Hedley Lamarr: [gives her a bunch of flowers] For you, my dear.
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh… how ordinawy.
[throws away flowers]

More text Blazing Saddles quotes

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, nigger.

Jim: Oh, boys! Lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at?