Elf quotes,a 2003 film,enjoy our best quotes from this movie.
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So what are you doing here? Did Gimbel's give you your job back?
No. But things worked out pretty good. They gave me a restraining order.
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
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Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.
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Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.
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Ow! Son of a Nutcracker!
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I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR
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Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
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You sit on a throne of lies!
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Looks like a christmas tree!
More Elf quotes…
Buddy: [to Jovi] I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up.
[pause]
Buddy: So… do you wanna eat food?
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Buddy: [out of breath from chasing Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news – I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?…
There's no singing in the North Pole.
Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.