Best moments in Monster In Law,Monster In Law quotes,Monster-in-Law (2005)
Director: Robert Luketic,Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Michael Vartan, Jane Fonda
I think you dislocated my vagina.
Oh good you're home, I'm exhausted.What'd you do today
Went to the post office. Ah.
You old slut.
I'll go get the vodka.
Oh my god! Viola, i'm so sorry i didn't mean to…
Get some backbone! You don't go and slap somebody then apoiogize.
Ruby: I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!
Charlotte 'Charlie' Cantilini: What color are my eyes?
Dr. Kevin Fields: Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the color is pure honey. But when you look into the sun, they almost look green. That's my favorite.