Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes,Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Director: Nicholas Stoller
Stars: Kristen Bell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd
Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.
Sarah Marshall: What are you doing here?
Peter Bretter: Came here to murder you
Peter Bretter: [laughs]
Peter Bretter: [Drunk and waving a cocktail around at the hotel bar] I'm on Sex and the City…"Ahh, hi Miranda…" "Uhh, I'm Samantha… I have sex with everybody."
I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
I'm doing a handstand,motherfuck-aah.
Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? EVER! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!
I think I need to fuck somebody.
You sound like you're from London!
I was going to listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life.
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