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Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes,Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Director: Nicholas Stoller
 
Stars: Kristen Bell, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd 

 

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Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

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Sarah Marshall: What are you doing here?
Peter Bretter: Came here to murder you
Peter Bretter: [laughs]

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Peter Bretter: [Drunk and waving a cocktail around at the hotel bar] I'm on Sex and the City…"Ahh, hi Miranda…" "Uhh, I'm Samantha… I have sex with everybody."

 

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I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes

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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

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I'm doing a handstand,motherfuck-aah.

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Peter Bretter: Excuse me. No, I haven't had anything to drink today. Maybe the problem is that you broke my heart into a million pieces and so my cock doesn't want to be around you anymore! Okay? EVER! Because you know what I just realized? You're the goddamn devil!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall quotes


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I think I need to fuck somebody.

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You sound like you're from London!

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I was going to listen to that, but then I just carried on living my life.

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