Best 8 pictures of Bruce Almighty quotes,Bruce Almighty (2003)
Director: Tom Shadyac,Stars: Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, Morgan Freeman
"I don’t wanna hurt anymore, please."
Bruce: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber – pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
[sticking his face into the camera]
Bruce: Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding.
Jack: Cut the feed. Cut to black.
Control Booth Operator: I'm on it.
Bruce: I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!
I deserve somebody who gives a shit.
"I want her to be happy. No matter what that means."
I've got the power. Boom.
How do you make someone love you?
I am God.