Legally Blonde quotes,Legally Blonde (2001)
Director: Robert Luketic,Stars: Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair
Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
Elle: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
Elle: He's gay! Enrique is gay!
Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
Men are big fat retards.
I'm never gonna be good enough for you, am I?
You must always have faith in yourself.
Whoever said orange was the new pink, was seriously disturbed.
I love you.
If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.
It's called "the bend and snap".
Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
I go here. Harvard. Law school.
What, like it's hard?
No more trying to be something that I'm just…I'm just not.