Best 10 famous movie Clerks II quotes,Clerks II (2006)
Director: Kevin Smith,Stars: Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson
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Oh,we totally do.
One ring to rule them all.
Jay: [dancing to “Goodbye, Horses”] Would you fuck me?… I'd fuck me… I'd fuck me hard…
Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible?
Jay: Hey, hey, the Holy fucking Bible, son.
Teen #1: You guys holding?
Jay: Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock.
Oh,fifteen bucks,little man, put that shit in my hand.
What the fuck is the Internet?
Jay: You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me.
We're all gonna get drunk and get laid!