Easy a quotes,Easy a (2010),Director: Will Gluck,Stars: Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, Penn Badgley
1.
Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!
2.
Rosemary: We're a family of late bloomers – I didn't until I was 14, and nor did Olive.
Chip: Why does that matter – I'm adopted!
Dill: [Freaking out] What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time!
3.
I'm gonna turn you around and take you from the back. That's not gonna make people think you're straight.
4.
Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.
Olive Penderghast: Why? Your parents didn't.
5.
Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
6.
Nina: [spiteful] Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.
Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat.
7.
Olive Penderghast: What's your problem?
Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
Olive Penderghast: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.
8.
[from trailer]
Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
9.
Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral.
10.
I just have something in my eye. Like a twig, you know,or a branch.