Annie Hall quotes,Annie Hall (1977)
Director: Woody Allen，Stars: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Tony Roberts
A year ago we were in love.
I have a very pessimistic view of life. I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
That's essentially how I feel about life. -full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
-Do you love me?
-Love is too weak a word for what I feel.
Alvy Singer: [narrating] After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I… I realized what a terrific person she was, and… and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I… I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.
Alvy Singer: A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
I don't know how much longer I can keep this smile frozen on my face.
That was wonderful! I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
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