Amazing 13 pictures about famous movie Mallrats quotes,Mallrats (1995)
Director: Kevin Smith,Stars: Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee
Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.
-What? You fuckers think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?
A Jedi craves not these things.
By baby kitties.
Damn Silent Bob,show some heart.
Wolverine! Snikty snikety snoin snikt snikt.
Haven't I made it clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?
Half the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it.
I'm talkin' comics, and you bring up chicks and romance.
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker,you know that?
But you're cute as hell.
What do you mean, 'and?' That's like a metaphor for our whole relationship.
-Want to say something?
-About a million things…but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
say…would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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