Ace Ventura quotes
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,a 1994 comedy film,dir by Tom Shadyac, stars by Jim Carrey,Courteney Cox, Sean Young.
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Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
Mrs. Finkle: It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Ace Ventura: LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.
Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) quotes
Pet detective Ace Ventura comes out of retirement to investigate the disappearance of a rare white bat, the symbol of an African tribe.
Director: Steve Oedekerk
Stars: Jim Carrey, Ian McNeice, Simon Callow
The mother rhino is giving birth!
Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.
Do I have something in my teeth?
Ace: You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some… shotty masonry work.
Vincent Cadby: Very impressive… might I ask, how?
Ace: Surely… The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet; the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam; the culprit: your new watch, a quality forgery of a Cartier was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.
[Ace gasps for air]
Vincent Cadby: And my work habits?
Ace: Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!
Ace: [Impersonates William Shatner] There's someone on the wing! Some… THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Ace: Of course. How sssselfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.
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