Half Baked quotes,Half Baked (1998)
Director: Tamra Davis,Stars: Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Jim Breuer
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it… oh yeah, pussy.
Kenny: You got it.
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Thurgood Jenkins: If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?
But,man, I will never,ever forget the first time I smoked.
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke