22 Famous funny movie quotes and top funny movie quotes

22 Famous funny movie quotes and top funny movie quotes,funny quotes from movies.

1.

It happened. It happened.
Ohh. You're really doing it,aren't you? You're really shitting in the street.
BRIDESMAIDS

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2.
They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks.
No hot dogs,no Popsicles.You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Superbad (2007) movie quotes and scenes

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3.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No…

Happy Gilmore (1996) movie quotes and scenes

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4.
I'm allergic to the sun.

She's the man funny movie quotes,Amanda bynes

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5.
Hold my poodle,hold my poodle!

White chicks funny movie quotes

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6.
Thank you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you. Unless,of course, I can't find you or if I forget.


funny movie quotes from shrek

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7.
This dock is off limits to civilians. I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

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8.
I just don't want to get people's expectations up, and then disappoint them later.

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9.
Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Sadly,no,But it's only 4:30.

funny movie quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

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10.
– I was trying to be romantic.
– You were crushing my face.

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11.
I have never farted in front of him. Norwill I ever fart in front of him.
She farts in her sleep.

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12.
-I feel so stupid.
-It's not stupid.We're ghosts!

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13.
What the world needs is a return to sweetness and decency.

funny movie quotes from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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14.
911? my friend is bleeding out of her vagina.

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15.
I like this boy, and he likes someone else.

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16.
Yo! Does this shirt make me look gay?How about now?

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17.
Why didn't we dress like her? We look like idiots.

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18.
Each cigarette cuts a day away from your life.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains (1982)

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19.
Just because you see a black man drivin'in a nice car,does not mean it's stolen…I stole that one. But not because I'm black!

Men In Black 3 (2012)  movie quotes

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20.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a bigt deal.
Anchorman funny movie quotes

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21.
What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

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22.
I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

funny movie quotes from the addams family.

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