18 Pineapple Express quotes make you lol

Pineapple Express quotes

Director: David Gordon Green
 
Stars: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole


1.
Now it's time to get super-duper high.

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2.
It's like Gods Vagina.

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3.
Thisis the product of baby fucking.

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4.
Now let's smoke the rarest weed known to mankind. it's almost a shame to smoke it, it's like killing a unicorn.

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5.
Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock.

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6.
"I might act tough, but I’ve got a lot of feelings."

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7.
We can go look at some crazy things on the internet together.

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8.
Dad, get off the phone! I told you I was gonna call some hot bitches tonight!

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9.
I fuckin'love you,dog.

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10.
I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole.

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11.
Your cat is going to heaven. 

Yeah maybe he went to heaven, He was a little fucker he could've goone to hell.

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12.
Hands down dopest dope I've ever smoked.

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13.
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos,motherfucker.

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14.
You don't see what a fuck-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.

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15.
You threw up on my printer.

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16.
It's actually very scientific.

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17.
I'm up in here tryna get a mother fuckin' scholarship!

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18.
I'm cold.

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