Pineapple Express quotes
Director: David Gordon Green
Stars: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole
Now it's time to get super-duper high.
It's like Gods Vagina.
Thisis the product of baby fucking.
Now let's smoke the rarest weed known to mankind. it's almost a shame to smoke it, it's like killing a unicorn.
Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock.
"I might act tough, but I’ve got a lot of feelings."
We can go look at some crazy things on the internet together.
Dad, get off the phone! I told you I was gonna call some hot bitches tonight!
I fuckin'love you,dog.
I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole.
Your cat is going to heaven.
Yeah maybe he went to heaven, He was a little fucker he could've goone to hell.
Hands down dopest dope I've ever smoked.
You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos,motherfucker.
You don't see what a fuck-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone.
You threw up on my printer.
It's actually very scientific.
I'm up in here tryna get a mother fuckin' scholarship!
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