12 funniest movie qutoes from Office Space 1999

Office Space quotes, Jennifer Anniston's film in 1999. Here's a quote collect page just for this film. Your Favorite Comedy Movie .


I'd say in a given week I only do about fifteen minutes of real,actual,work.

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And this is my expressing myself, okay?!

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"i just stare at my desk but it looks like i’m working" Peter Gibbons

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Every since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse then the day before.

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Ready to lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey ass drop.

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Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

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Sounds like somebody's got the case of the Mondays.

I gotta get out of here. I think I'm going to lose it.

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I could set the building on fire.

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Peter Gibbons: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?
Joanna: I love 'Kung Fu'.
Peter Gibbons: Channel 39.
Joanna: Totally.
Peter Gibbons: You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight.

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Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire…

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