11 picture Blades of Glory quotes compilation

Blades of Glory quotes

Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
 
Stars: Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler 

 

1.
Jimmy: I see you got FAT!
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!

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2.
Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.

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3.
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me…
Jimmy: [to Chazz] It's dark for everyone, moron!
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles!

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4.
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative…
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross…
Chazz: …It gets the people going!

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5.
My hump,my hump,my lovely lady lump.

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6.
Get out of my face!

I'll get inside your face.

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7.
Sick,You smell like aftershave and taco meat.

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8.
If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. THat's how much you mean to me.

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9.
I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.

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10.
Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.

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11.
The night is a very dark time for me.