Blades of Glory quotes
Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Stars: Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler
Jimmy: I see you got FAT!
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!
Jimmy: They're laughing at us.
Chazz: Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
Chazz: The night is a very dark time for me…
Jimmy: [to Chazz] It's dark for everyone, moron!
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles!
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative…
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross…
Chazz: …It gets the people going!
My hump,my hump,my lovely lady lump.
Get out of my face!
I'll get inside your face.
Sick,You smell like aftershave and taco meat.
If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. THat's how much you mean to me.
I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.
Personal philosophy? Clothing optional.
The night is a very dark time for me.