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Director: Mel Brooks
Stars: Mel Brooks, John Candy, Rick Moranis 


Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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Comb the desert!

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Radar about to be jammed.

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So,at last we meet for the first time for the last time.

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We ain't found shit!

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I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

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Keep firing,assholes!

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I’m doing my best!

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He’s my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!

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I wonder, will we ever see each other again?

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Hey, I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

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More text Spaceballs quotes

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.


Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?
Dark Helmet: [One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid’s nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet.
Ape #2: Spaceballs.
Ape #1: Oh, shit. There goes the planet.


Lone Starr: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

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