10 best and comedy film Knocked Up quotes,Knocked Up (2007)

10 best and comedy film Knocked Up quotes,Knocked Up (2007)

For fun loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant.

Director: Judd Apatow,Stars: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd

1.

You wanna do doggystyle?
No. I do not want you to fuck me like a dog.
I'm not fucking you like a dog. It's doggystyle. It's just a style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

2.
Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you?
All the time man, like everyday.

3.
Why the fuck are we awake? Let's go back to sleep.

4.
Am I gonna be okay,man?
Oh,who knows?
Is anybody okay? I'm not okay.

5.
I could smoke weed every second of every day.

6.
I'm pregnant.
Fuck off.

7.
You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed,It is like the best medicine.Because it fixes everything.

8.
I'm gonna be sitting there on the trampoline smoking crack. And you're not gonna have anything to do. You're gonna be bored.

9.
I want to rip you fucking head off, because you're so fucking stupid.

10.
That guy has 12 kids. It's not funny. It's…This is sick. THis is a sick movie.